Email from hell part 3 From: Irving Wallace III <evilboss@PharmAerospaceTrust.com> To: Joe Blogg <lowlyperlguy@PharmAerospaceTrust.com> Subject: E-commerce Just an FYI - The board has decided that our web-based missile defense system needs the following new features: * Accept credit card payments from our preferred military clients. * Live reporting into the local emergency 911 system. * Initiate/cancel the Emergency shutdown of the power grid for the Pacific northwest * Feed CNN false data via Reuters * Live casualty reporting into the Health Insurance systems * Oh, and it needs to be able to send email regards, Irv