Email from hell part 3
From: Irving Wallace III <evilboss@PharmAerospaceTrust.com>
To: Joe Blogg <lowlyperlguy@PharmAerospaceTrust.com>
Subject: E-commerce
Just an FYI - The board has decided that our web-based missile
defense system needs the following new features:
* Accept credit card payments from our preferred military clients.
* Live reporting into the local emergency 911 system.
* Initiate/cancel the Emergency shutdown of the power grid for
the Pacific northwest
* Feed CNN false data via Reuters
* Live casualty reporting into the Health Insurance systems
* Oh, and it needs to be able to send email
regards,
Irv
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